if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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