I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
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Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.