I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Life is so much better after having sex.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
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Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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