she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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