sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Randomize
