the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
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They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
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We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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