Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
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you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
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There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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