You're a womanizer and a bitch.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
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he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
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Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
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