found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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