Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
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She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
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My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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