Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
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i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
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Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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