so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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