why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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