"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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