so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
He better not be in your backpack
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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