that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
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I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
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He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone