Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
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i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
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I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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