yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
Randomize
