i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I just made out with a guy for $7.
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
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home. puking in laundry basket.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
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She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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