i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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