I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
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what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
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I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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