Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
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accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
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No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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