I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
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This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
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nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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