walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
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Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
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Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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