My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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