he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize