I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
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I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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