a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
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totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I woke up under a house in Key West
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