No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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