I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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