I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
This can only be settled by a dance off.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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