Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
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So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
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I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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