Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
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I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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