Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
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I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
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I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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