I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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