Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
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I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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