everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
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If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
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The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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