Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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