If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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