I bet he comes in French.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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