She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
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It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
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Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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