Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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