let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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