Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
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