You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
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Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
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And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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