How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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