Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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