I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
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my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
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So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
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