Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
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He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
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So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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