I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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