Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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