Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Come on in and take your pants off
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